M1!!!

I walked into a medieval town. I could taste the dust in the air. I was very hungry. I walked right into the kitchen. There were beef patties, pork chops, ribs, and bacon. They were all cooked. Guess they were on a fast. The beef patties where a delicate delight. They were a great joy. I didn’t feel like eating any more after three beef patties, but I wanted some pudding. I searched until I had found it. I ate it up.

            After that I decided to go sightseeing. I went all the way across the court yard and into the winery. To my surprise no wine was available. Just bare purple grapes fermenting in the back. I said to myself “what a shame what a shame.” Then I walked to the castle. On the way I saw a couple of people examining the kitchen. Oops I thought. Better hide. I ran up to the highest chamber. I closed the doors and locked it.
            I examined the room. I wiped the cold soft dust of the table and chair and sat down. The Chairs were ice cold. They made me want to yell like a coyote howling at the moon, but I didn’t because I knew I had to hide. I ran and jumped onto the bed. It was hard as a rock, but it felt nice to a traveler who had been walking all day. It had a pillow that could rock you to sleep in an instant. I fell asleep. I felt a soft wind and got up. I felt around. I could tell it was dark by the how cold it felt. O well better go back to sleep. I felt my way back to my bead.
            I woke up early to the smell of barbeque. I followed my nose to the court yard. They were having chitlins. YUCK! I ran back to my musty smelling room and locked the door once again. I sat at the table. It smelled like pinesol.
            I heard voices. I quickly hid under the bead. Then I heard big footsteps. I turned into a pebble. The entrepreneur's men did a quick check then left. I turned back into a human. As soon as I didn’t hear the footsteps I got out from under the bed. Then I heard a crowd full of voices. I went to my window and heard them chanting." We want to hang the criminal that took our food and made us starve." Oops. Well sounds like I won’t be staying here any longer.