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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

m9 Olympics

I am traveling back to when the Olympics were made. I helped the Greeks come up with the idea of the Olympic Games. It happened one sunny day in Athens. There were men wrestling and I happened to be one of them. We were playing by the rules I made up. The aim is to throw the opponent to the ground; his hips, back or shoulders had to touch the ground three times. Then I had a sudden thought. What if I made this a competition between men and women? I shared this idea with the group. Other ideas popped into my head. What if we had foot races, horse races, boxing, wrestling, sprinting, long jump, javelin, and disc throw? Then I shared these ideas with the group, and they got so exited. There were people watching us. They were oligarchs. They said they would announce it to Athens. So time went by. We continued wrestling, and we got better. Then it came time for the announcements. I went up on the stage to be acknowledged for the Olympics. He said, "I came up with the idea of making the Olympic Games. We will send men to compete in this event for Zeus." I stood up to hit him but two guards came up behind me and took me away to a dungeon. Senor Zorro came and offered me a life in the feature if I would go on his adventures. I said yes. Then Zorro restarted my life in Russia with a family. I was so mad I still have dreams I would have absolutely hit the oligarch if it had not been for those meddling guards.

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