M6 I am going to greece

   I got an email and it said I would be going to Greece. So I pulled out my magic stone and opened a portal to Egypt.The portal was long and skinny. It was dark and had an eerie sound. I look over to my right and saw an parakeet playing the piano. I guess he uses the system. It was also blueish purplish.I walked into the portal and began to warp. As I was warping I got a sudden feeling of my body being torn in half. After this experience I was in a market place. I saw my brother. He looked superior. I did not want my brother to know it was me so I transformed into a Greek peasant and he drove right over me in his red Ferrari.  They were selling Greek armor and weapons at the market. After I bought all the armor I could I bought a couple of weapons. I was going to put into my backpack
I bought a new sword.
I bought this sword and the person said, "it has a a tendency to get electric static."
"Thanks" I said.
  Then I put it away that way I could keep it clean.I probably am going to fight in a war.
I am going to stay in a the temple of Zeus in Athens.
I saw my brother there.
"Hey little bro. What is going on."
"Nothing what is going on with you big bro."
"Nothing besides that I just stole alot of armor and weapons."
"wow,We should go to sleep now that's it's 12 [Greek time